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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 02:40

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Dr No

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

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